No doubt about it, adventure is out there. You know, tall mountains, deep seas, dark caves, unexplored jungles, wild animals in their natural habitat.  But isn’t it a whole lot easier to flick on the National Geographic channel and watch it all from there?

Let someone else sweat and heave and puff to the lip of a volcano and risk his life filming trails of glowing hot lava for your entertainment. Thrill to what someone else discovers as they plumb the depths, not daring to move as a great white shark goes gliding by. The pictures are so good it’s as if you’re there.

It’s the same with the Autoblow Blast.

You see, getting your partner to give you a blowjob can be a bit like your own personal ascent of Everest. You have to have tremendous persistence, determination and resilience to get her to go down on her knees and blow you. In other words, it’s an uphill struggle.

Isn’t it a whole lot easier to just slap on a bit of lube and glide the machine over your stiff horny cock and give yourself a truly authentic deep throat blowjob? Yes it is. Whereas with the Autoblow, just like the remote on your TV, you just flick a switch on the multi-speed controller and the Autoblow will blow you as fast or as slow as you like. And it’s so authentic it’s as if she’s there, sucking and blowing like a big budget journey to the centre of your orgasm. The Autoblow is not going t ask questions, it’s not going to require you to get fit and don climbing boots. It’s just going to blow you while you lie back and take it nice and slow.

Life becomes so much easier when you learn the necessary shortcuts. When you feel the need for adventure, there’s the remote. If you’re fighting the urge to write a book or a screenplay, there are thousands of perfectly good ones already written for you. And if you need a blowjob, there’s the Autoblow, no questions, no soothing words, and no conversation afterwards.

Adventure is out there, but who needs it when there’s a great blowjob to be had right here: www.roboticblowjob.com

If you have a list of ten things to do before you die, strike out a trip to Alabama. Attorney General Troy King wants to ban sex toys and will bust your ass if you are caught using or possessing one. King, described by some as a ‘hateful punk’ believes sex toys are immoral and corrupting.

This insistence might possibly have stemmed from a lawsuit made a couple of years earlier by a man whose honor, integrity and peace of mind were ‘irreparably shattered’ by being given a pocket pussy as a Secret Santa office gift. This particular spoil sport so failed to see the funny side that he hired a lawyer to sue the firm, who were then obliged to mount a witch hunt to uncover the pocket pussy present giver. Once identified, the culprit was sued for defamation of character. Looks like the gift giver got more of a low blow served up than the gift receiver.

In the sexually repressed Southern States, where in Mississippi it is illegal even for married couples to engage in oral sex, this type of lawsuit must seem perfectly valid sane and sensible. To anyone else it is simply laughable.

With all the real crime that takes place in Alabama – including a number of shady dealings in politics, corruption, and graft, much of it allegedly involving King himself – Mr King seems more concerned that the morals of the good folk of Alabama may also be ‘irreparably shattered’ by the use of sex toys.

If you disagree with Troy King’s policy on banning sex toys, be they vibrators for girls or pocket pussies for guys, why not add him to your Christmas list and send him something suitably sexy in the toy line.
Here’s his address:

Office of the Attorney General
Alabama State House
11 South Union Street, Third Floor
Montgomery, AL 36130

Every guy wants a blowjob, but what happens when you can’t get one? The good news is, you no longer have to be stuck for a satisfying suck. Follow these 5 simple steps and very soon you’ll be enjoying a premium grade deep throat blowjob in the comfort of your own home:

1)     Turn on your computer. That’s it, fire it up and watch while it boots up. Be patient, this is not the part where you get blown just yet. That’s coming, and so will you be too.

2)     Go online. Ok, this too has nothing to do with the blowjob, but it’s leading to it, promise.

3)     Type in www.roboticblowjob.com and order Autoblow Blast and preferably Autoblow Max as well – there’s a discount for both. Yes, now maybe you can see where this is headed. You can spend time studying the videos but really this is just delaying the moment when you order and receive your own.

4)     Wait for the package to arrive.  Savor the thought of that super soft silicone sleeve sliding over your lubed cock and getting to work with just the flick of a switch. No hands needed, the micro beads create the most delicious friction as they ride your cock up and down like every babe in the mall is blowing you at the same time.

5)     It’s arrived! Go somewhere quiet, get lubed up, slip it on, flick the switch. Ohhhh blowjob Nirvana at last!

Man cannot live by pussy alone, so there are a range of men sex toys designed to perfectly simulate other orifices too. Shay’s Deep Throat Adventure is designed to imitate a good deep throat cock sucking session with the additional advantage of being ribbed for extra sensory wow factors.

The Oro-Simulator is a men sex toy new to the market but promises to send super sensations through your erect cock by means of a vibrating, resonating mouth, all with the aid of a little oro controller.

Audrey Hollander must have spent a couple of hours in the good old pile driver position to bring this men sex toy into the world. Her Piledriver Pussy and Ass sex toy for men enables you to choose your orifice. There’s her pussy of course, but if you fancy a little butt diving, she’s in the perfect position to be piledrived right up her tightly ribbed ass.

You can even get a men sex toys that recreates the smell of fruit as you plunder the old back door. Strawberry Scented Ass gives off a rich fruity aroma as you pump away at her adorably pliable jelly ass. This cute scented ass even comes with naughty nodules inside to tease you even further.

Some guys want the combined effect of their cock ploughing between nice firm tits and being sucked at the same time. So yes, there’s even men sex toys to answer that urge.  Toy Joy Plenty O’Titty is in the shape of sexy plump tits. You massage your cock along the bouncy tits and then plunge it into her waiting mouth.

Of course, not every man wants to pay extra bucks for some celebrity endorsed prosthetic pussy and ass. Not to worry, there are any number of non-endorsed men sex toys with ultra realistic pussy sensations to be enjoyed.

The Cooch Super Real Pussy is a men sex toy that offers a generic pussy made out of super soft Loveclone material. This pussy comes with a ribbed love tunnel for additional stimulation.

Or there’s the Lolita Teenage Vibrating Vagina (presumably she’s over 16). This men sex toy is made from PleasureSkin and vibrates when you penetrate it. As you pound away little Lolita is clinging provocatively onto her own love tunnel.

There’s also the Beaded Stroke Master, another men sex toy, a super stretchy pussy simulator that does not actually look like a pussy, but is made of a soft jelly-like material, and once lubed up, it promises to accurately replicate the tight and clingy sensation of a nice firm pussy.

Passionate Pussy is a men sex toy painstakingly sculptured to reveal every detail of a real life pussy. Hand painted, it has been designed to look even cuter than the real thing. They say that once you plunge its soft silicone depths a knee trembling orgasm will soon follow.

Utensil Race well, it may be a lousy name for a men sex toy, but it claims to be the world’s most realistic pussy. To get this one completely authentic, the Japanese designers got up close and very personal with over 70,000 real life pussies. Can you imagine a call from his wife, “Sorry honey, can’t stop now, I’m up to my eyes in pussy!” The sleeve has a complex internal structure made to perfectly simulate the feeling of real pussy walls, it’s very soft, elastic, but non sticky.