I’ve had a hard time finding sex toys for men, let alone a good one. Porn stores in my area are filled with women’s vibrators and dildos, and as someone who doesn’t like butt play what am I supposed to do with those? The toys in most porn stores that are geared towards men are usually pretty sketchy looking, and I’m not putting my dick in anything scary.

Lucky for me I’ve got a wife who wanted to make sure I still was able to have good orgasms when she wasn’t in the mod for it, so she ordered me the Autoblow. Even that made me feel weird at first, just the idea of sticking my penis in a machine, but I figured since she went searching through sex toys for men I should give it a try. Turns out, it’s great!

The Autoblow pulls me into it just like my wife does when she’s giving me head, but unlike my wife’s mouth the Autoblow has beads that massage my dick while sucking. I mean, I never thought I could get into sex toys for men, but I’ve never had a better orgasm. Don’t tell my wife that though!