Take, for example, the Autoblow. It’s one of the men sex toys that designed to give men great head without having to buy dinner first or even shower. The Autoblow has firm beads that grasp around the penis the moment it’s inserted and starts pulling the penis in when it’s turned on. It’s also hands-free which makes it easier for guys to create the fantasy that a really hot girl is giving them a great blow job. Heck, have the right lube and it might be the ultimate blow job.

The Autoblow isn’t for everyone, but out of the men sex toys available it definitely has advantages that will make masturbating better than it has been in a long time.

Lucky for me I’ve got a wife who wanted to make sure I still was able to have good orgasms when she wasn’t in the mod for it, so she ordered me the Autoblow. Even that made me feel weird at first, just the idea of sticking my penis in a machine, but I figured since she went searching through sex toys for men I should give it a try. Turns out, it’s great!

The Autoblow pulls me into it just like my wife does when she’s giving me head, but unlike my wife’s mouth the Autoblow has beads that massage my dick while sucking. I mean, I never thought I could get into sex toys for men, but I’ve never had a better orgasm. Don’t tell my wife that though!

Even if you’re looking to cut down on costs, you might find that $70 isn’t a high price to pay for a good time. All the effort you have to put into making good homemade sex toys and all you’d have to do is take your girl out one less night to afford something like the Fleshlight.

If you’re more into homemade sex toys for men because it makes you feel like it’s just for you, the Fleshlight still cums out the winner. You can customize the Fleshlight you buy with skin types, design, and interior feeling. So, next time you’re horny and lazy, remember there are great ways to get off without a big price tag or wasting a lot of time.

Aneros is better than a lot of adult sex toys for men that are geared toward prostate stimulation because it is smooth sliding in and it stays in place. When I’m thrusting into my girlfriend, Aneros rides my body’s waves to make it press against my g-spot. She notices the difference too when I cum harder than normal.

It’s even better when we’re using adult sex toys for men and women, like gently slipping some anal beads in her ass so we can both have maximum climaxes. And since my hands are free while using Aneros, I can hit her g-spot too. It’s a win-win for both of us.

While the Fleshlight isn’t better than the real thing, it does have its advantages. For one thing, it won’t ever say no or have a headache. It also has multiple designs so that you can create your ideal woman. It’s not hands-free like some of the other best sex toys for men but it makes up for it with its incredibly realistic “flesh”.

Even when you’ve got the best sex toys for men, you don’t always want people to know you have them. The Fleshlight has many different models that can be hidden in plain sight, such as the Fleshlight can, so you can keep your awesome orgasms your little secret.

Let someone else sweat and heave and puff to the lip of a volcano and risk his life filming trails of glowing hot lava for your entertainment. Thrill to what someone else discovers as they plumb the depths, not daring to move as a great white shark goes gliding by. The pictures are so good it’s as if you’re there.

It’s the same with the Autoblow Blast.

You see, getting your partner to give you a blowjob can be a bit like your own personal ascent of Everest. You have to have tremendous persistence, determination and resilience to get her to go down on her knees and blow you. In other words, it’s an uphill struggle.

Isn’t it a whole lot easier to just slap on a bit of lube and glide the machine over your stiff horny cock and give yourself a truly authentic deep throat blowjob? Yes it is. Whereas with the Autoblow, just like the remote on your TV, you just flick a switch on the multi-speed controller and the Autoblow will blow you as fast or as slow as you like. And it’s so authentic it’s as if she’s there, sucking and blowing like a big budget journey to the centre of your orgasm. The Autoblow is not going t ask questions, it’s not going to require you to get fit and don climbing boots. It’s just going to blow you while you lie back and take it nice and slow.

Life becomes so much easier when you learn the necessary shortcuts. When you feel the need for adventure, there’s the remote. If you’re fighting the urge to write a book or a screenplay, there are thousands of perfectly good ones already written for you. And if you need a blowjob, there’s the Autoblow, no questions, no soothing words, and no conversation afterwards.

Adventure is out there, but who needs it when there’s a great blowjob to be had right here: www.roboticblowjob.com

This insistence might possibly have stemmed from a lawsuit made a couple of years earlier by a man whose honor, integrity and peace of mind were ‘irreparably shattered’ by being given a pocket pussy as a Secret Santa office gift. This particular spoil sport so failed to see the funny side that he hired a lawyer to sue the firm, who were then obliged to mount a witch hunt to uncover the pocket pussy present giver. Once identified, the culprit was sued for defamation of character. Looks like the gift giver got more of a low blow served up than the gift receiver.

In the sexually repressed Southern States, where in Mississippi it is illegal even for married couples to engage in oral sex, this type of lawsuit must seem perfectly valid sane and sensible. To anyone else it is simply laughable.

With all the real crime that takes place in Alabama – including a number of shady dealings in politics, corruption, and graft, much of it allegedly involving King himself – Mr King seems more concerned that the morals of the good folk of Alabama may also be ‘irreparably shattered’ by the use of sex toys.

If you disagree with Troy King’s policy on banning sex toys, be they vibrators for girls or pocket pussies for guys, why not add him to your Christmas list and send him something suitably sexy in the toy line.
Here’s his address:

Office of the Attorney General
Alabama State House
11 South Union Street, Third Floor
Montgomery, AL 36130

1)     Turn on your computer. That’s it, fire it up and watch while it boots up. Be patient, this is not the part where you get blown just yet. That’s coming, and so will you be too.

2)     Go online. Ok, this too has nothing to do with the blowjob, but it’s leading to it, promise.

3)     Type in www.roboticblowjob.com and order Autoblow Blast and preferably Autoblow Max as well – there’s a discount for both. Yes, now maybe you can see where this is headed. You can spend time studying the videos but really this is just delaying the moment when you order and receive your own.

4)     Wait for the package to arrive.  Savor the thought of that super soft silicone sleeve sliding over your lubed cock and getting to work with just the flick of a switch. No hands needed, the micro beads create the most delicious friction as they ride your cock up and down like every babe in the mall is blowing you at the same time.

5)     It’s arrived! Go somewhere quiet, get lubed up, slip it on, flick the switch. Ohhhh blowjob Nirvana at last!

The Oro-Simulator is a men sex toy new to the market but promises to send super sensations through your erect cock by means of a vibrating, resonating mouth, all with the aid of a little oro controller.

Audrey Hollander must have spent a couple of hours in the good old pile driver position to bring this men sex toy into the world. Her Piledriver Pussy and Ass sex toy for men enables you to choose your orifice. There’s her pussy of course, but if you fancy a little butt diving, she’s in the perfect position to be piledrived right up her tightly ribbed ass.

You can even get a men sex toys that recreates the smell of fruit as you plunder the old back door. Strawberry Scented Ass gives off a rich fruity aroma as you pump away at her adorably pliable jelly ass. This cute scented ass even comes with naughty nodules inside to tease you even further.

Some guys want the combined effect of their cock ploughing between nice firm tits and being sucked at the same time. So yes, there’s even men sex toys to answer that urge.  Toy Joy Plenty O’Titty is in the shape of sexy plump tits. You massage your cock along the bouncy tits and then plunge it into her waiting mouth.

The Cooch Super Real Pussy is a men sex toy that offers a generic pussy made out of super soft Loveclone material. This pussy comes with a ribbed love tunnel for additional stimulation.

Or there’s the Lolita Teenage Vibrating Vagina (presumably she’s over 16). This men sex toy is made from PleasureSkin and vibrates when you penetrate it. As you pound away little Lolita is clinging provocatively onto her own love tunnel.

There’s also the Beaded Stroke Master, another men sex toy, a super stretchy pussy simulator that does not actually look like a pussy, but is made of a soft jelly-like material, and once lubed up, it promises to accurately replicate the tight and clingy sensation of a nice firm pussy.

Passionate Pussy is a men sex toy painstakingly sculptured to reveal every detail of a real life pussy. Hand painted, it has been designed to look even cuter than the real thing. They say that once you plunge its soft silicone depths a knee trembling orgasm will soon follow.

Utensil Race well, it may be a lousy name for a men sex toy, but it claims to be the world’s most realistic pussy. To get this one completely authentic, the Japanese designers got up close and very personal with over 70,000 real life pussies. Can you imagine a call from his wife, “Sorry honey, can’t stop now, I’m up to my eyes in pussy!” The sleeve has a complex internal structure made to perfectly simulate the feeling of real pussy walls, it’s very soft, elastic, but non sticky.