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1)     Turn on your computer. That’s it, fire it up and watch while it boots up. Be patient, this is not the part where you get blown just yet. That’s coming, and so will you be too.

2)     Go online. Ok, this too has nothing to do with the blowjob, but it’s leading to it, promise.

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4)     Wait for the package to arrive.  Savor the thought of that super soft silicone sleeve sliding over your lubed cock and getting to work with just the flick of a switch. No hands needed, the micro beads create the most delicious friction as they ride your cock up and down like every babe in the mall is blowing you at the same time.

5)     It’s arrived! Go somewhere quiet, get lubed up, slip it on, flick the switch. Ohhhh blowjob Nirvana at last!